nut hugger
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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