im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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