I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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