...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card