belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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