Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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