I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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