I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just pynch a tree in the face
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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