SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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