Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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