ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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