Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
soo... how was my night?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
