the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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