Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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