"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Still dying that you shit outside
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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