Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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