Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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