I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i out mim tonsoeep
So apparently I’m into choking now
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