new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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