Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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