I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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