He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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