I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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