i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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