How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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