either way he was missing a nipple.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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