just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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