they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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