last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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