Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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