talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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