are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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