On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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