This is not my ceiling
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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