i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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