I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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