Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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