Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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