I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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