what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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