she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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