May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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