love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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