we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
only if we run a train.
done.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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