But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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