I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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