You don't have asthma, your pregnant
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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