I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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