i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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