I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
