her vagine was all disorganized.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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