What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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