Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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