Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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