Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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