I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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