that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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