i was born a porn star she said
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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